SEYMOUR ZIMBALIST
DRUMS
Born to Sharecropper parents who toiled for 18 hours a day in the blazing sun of Canarsie, Seymour was conceived in love in the mud at Woodstock. His early circumstances and an unfortunate medical condition had a profound impact on molding his personality for years to come. At the age of five, Seymour was diagnosed with a condition not widely known at the time as CRS - which comes from the Latin, "Can't Remember Shit".
Unfortunately, the dearth of information regarding this condition contributed to social problems and the most barbaric of treatments. Principal among these therapies was the consumption of a food produt known as kishka. What was not known was the debilitating side effects resulting from this treatment - mainly a craving for a specific celery flavored soft drink manufactured by a dubious individual who referred to himself as Dr.Brown. As of the date of this writing, research has yet to provide any proof for any certified institution of learning that Mr. Brown was indeed a doctor.
Likes: Drums, the Catskills and Dr. Brown's Cel-Ray soda.
Dislikes: Warren's pet clams (actually, he doesn't really dislike them, he just said that to be contrary).
